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Belichick to Press: I Cannot Express Emotions

At his early morning press conference, Bill Belichick detailed how he is seemingly incapable of expressing emotion, or even possibly experiencing it. The seeming automation,  programmed only for football coaching (and no protocol or etiquette…


McCoy Posts Instagram Invite for Women Only Party

A recent subspace transmission from Instagram appeared Thursday afternoon inviting women to attend a private party being hosted by the U.S.S. Enterprise’s ship surgeon and Chief Medical Officer Dr. Leonard H. McCoy in San Francisco, North American Continent,…



Sabres’ Ryan O’Reilly Called For (Smirnoff) Icing

Buffalo Sabres Center Ryan O’Reilly was arrested for impaired driving July 9th in Canada.  A recent trade to the Buffalo Sabres from the Colorado Avalanche, O’Reilly may have been distraught over being traded to Buffalo,…


Weekend Sports Roundup

Sure, the off-season may be a bit boring, but Buffalo still is grabbing the national spotlight in sports this past weekend! First off, putting the “offensive” in “Offensive Line Coach” comes Buffalo Bills’ Aaron Kromer,…