After Congressman and Trump apostle Chris Collins shed his physical body and became a being of pure capitalism (as detailed here), many in the Western New York area have wondered when the invisible hand of Collins would again interact with what we know as objective reality. That question was seemingly answered this Thursday, on an electronic billboard in Hamburg, NY.
A spokesman for Lamar Advertsing Company (Nasdaq: LAMR) said that at approximately 12:57 pm today, the scheduled advertising slide for Cellino & Barnes which would follow the West-Herr slide was replaced by the following image:
The Lamar representative told The Tommunist that their computer engineers cannot explain how the image was inserted, and that all attempts to remove it have failed:
It’s as if an Act of God has occurred, if your god is a self-boasting, wealthy and savvy super-ego made up of pure avarice.
At last report, the local chapter of College Republicans have made the pilgrimage from University of New York at Buffalo to the sign to genuflect and pay adulation to the image.
Move over, Fatima…