Not Your Father’s Cough Syrup Flying Off WNY Shelves

with soothing morphine, laudanum, cannabis tincture, chloroform and real cherry elixir!

Ever since the sickingly sweet “hard” root beer Not Your Father’s Root Beer hit local shelves in Western New York, retailers have had trouble keeping it on the shelves.

To capitalize on the success, Chicago based original brewer Small Town Brewery is looking to expand the line and drive this into the ground like Rovio did with Angry Birds.

The first spin-off product takes a¬†cue from the 1800’s with “Not Your Father’s Cough Syrup”.

Each ten ounce bottle contains 70% wood-grain alcohol blend (the exact mixture of wood and grain alcohol is a trade secret), and, as their description says:

 soothing morphine, laudanum, cannabis tincture, chloroform and real cherry elixir!

The cough syrup will be available over the counter at pharmacies, liquor stores, convenience stores and most major grocery chains.

with soothing morphine, laudanum, cannabis tincture, chloroform and real cherry elixir!

with soothing morphine, laudanum, cannabis tincture, chloroform and real cherry elixir!

 

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