Microsoft To Carry Out Threat Of Windows 10 Release This Wednesday

A Microsoft press release today confirmed their intent of carrying out their months-long threat of releasing Windows 10 on an unwitting populace.

Hanging above our collective heads like the Sword of Damocles, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said:

Beginning tomorrow, July 29th, the day of reckoning will come, as Windows 10 will be unleashed upon millions of computers across the globe; in a staggered, orderly fashion, that is.

Desktops, laptops, tablets and hybrids will not escape the full frontal assault.

Rest assured, to the 319 users of our mobile phone OS, we have not forgotten about you.  You’ll get yours too. And if you are enjoying our Xbox One game system, our tentacle-reach will ensnare you too.

You’ll all pay; you’ll all pay the price.  Well, not exactly, as this is a free upgrade for people with Windows 7 and above.  But you WILL suffer…

All your device are belong to us...

All your device are belong to us…

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