July 2015

Your Racist Friend

This is where the party ends. Joe Mascia found no safe harbor on Sandy Beach recently.  In fact, Sandy ripped him a new one, calling him “unfit for public service” and a “liar, a phony,…


Belichick to Press: I Cannot Express Emotions

At his early morning press conference, Bill Belichick detailed how he is seemingly incapable of expressing emotion, or even possibly experiencing it. The seeming automation,  programmed only for football coaching (and no protocol or etiquette…